Monday, July 14, 2014

Kentucky Math

This is an old video but it still makes me laugh- for you who cannot view the video, I posted a quiz from my Wisdom, Wonder & Wit joke book below.
Intellect Test
Here is a simple test, four questions to determine your level of intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time and no cheating
1.You are competing in a race and overtake the runner lying in second place. In which position are you now?
Answer: If you answered that you’re now coming in first place then your completely wrong. You overtook the second place runner an took their place, therefore your coming in second. For the next question try not to be so dim.
2.If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
Answer: Think about it, How can you overtake the person coming in last? If your behind them, they can’t be last. The answer is impossible! It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
3. Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. Add plus 10. What is the total?
Answer:5000? Wrong. The correct answer is 4100. Use a calculator and try again. Today is not your day. Although you should manage to get the last question right....
4. Marie’s father has five daughters. 1. Chacha. 2. Cheche. 3.Chocho. 4. Question. What is the fifth daughters name?
Answer: Chuchu? Wrong. It’s obviously Marie. Read the question properly.

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