Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Dentist by Tim Conway

Tim Conway did a humorous skit about the Dentist  years ago that I so enjoy. I am scheduled for a dental checkup tomorrow so this video came to mind. And don't forget that March 6th is National Dentist Day. Hats off to my Dentist, Dr. Davis.  For you who cannot view the video, I posted some dental jokes for you below as you still need to laugh today.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself

Why did the guru refuse Novocain when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal

Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station
How did the dentist break his mirror?
Acci-DENTALly

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
He was already taking out a tooth

What is big and scary and fills cavities?
Dentist the Menace

What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte

What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
Molar coasters

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back

What did the vampire say after the dentist finished checking his teeth?
Fang you very much!


“I want a tooth pulled.,” the man said as he entered the Dentist office with his wife, “We are in a hurry, and I don’t want any you to fool around with gas, Novocain, or any of that stuff.” the Dentist replied, “That is mighty brave of you- which tooth is it?” Turning to his wife- the man said, “Show him your tooth Ethyl.”

Friday, August 17, 2012

Tribute to Billy Graham/funeral

I am tired of all the negative political ads out there- I am excited about the positive things Christians are doing and that they are no longer silent. I am thankful for Christians like Mike Huckabee who stood up for Chick Fil A and their rights to express their opinion.  I am proud of my church for taking a stand on traditional marriage and encouraging members to register/vote. The Bible tells us we are called to be fruit inspectors. Not every person who claims to be a Christian is a Christian- Jesus will say to many, Sorry, I never knew you. I don't think you can be a Gay Christian- (that is an oxymoron)- anymore than you can be a Christian Mass Murderer.  If Christians will give an account for every idle word, do you think they will give an account for how they voted or did not vote?
Anyone remember this column in newspapers?
3-2-2018;   Billy Graham has gone home- I was glad I could watch his funeral live today- and wanted to share it on this post in case you missed it. What a funeral and what a great man.

The only living president who took time to attend 
funeral of Billy Graham

Thursday, August 16, 2012

405

Some days  you are the dog and some days you are the hydrant...Ever have one of those days when nothing goes right? This is an old video called 405 that should make you laugh.