Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Dentist by Tim Conway

Tim Conway did a humorous skit about the Dentist  years ago that I so enjoy. I am scheduled for a dental checkup tomorrow so this video came to mind. And don't forget that March 6th is National Dentist Day. Hats off to my Dentist, Dr. Davis.  For you who cannot view the video, I posted some dental jokes for you below as you still need to laugh today.


Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself

Why did the guru refuse Novocain when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal

Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station
How did the dentist break his mirror?
Acci-DENTALly

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
He was already taking out a tooth

What is big and scary and fills cavities?
Dentist the Menace

What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte

What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
Molar coasters

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back

What did the vampire say after the dentist finished checking his teeth?
Fang you very much!


“I want a tooth pulled.,” the man said as he entered the Dentist office with his wife, “We are in a hurry, and I don’t want any you to fool around with gas, Novocain, or any of that stuff.” the Dentist replied, “That is mighty brave of you- which tooth is it?” Turning to his wife- the man said, “Show him your tooth Ethyl.”


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Trunk Monkey Baby

Commercials- Commercials are probably my most prevelant video  label- with 3 different categories and many intermingled in other labels. My most popular commercial under this label is lottery commercials  ,(http://dennishendricks.blogspot.com/2012/03/lottery-test-commecial.html) and trunk monkey commercials  make up 4 or 5 commercials. Sit back and enjoy this trunk monkey commercial and have a laugh on me.


Friday, August 17, 2012

Tribute to Billy Graham

I am tired of all the negative political ads out there- I am excited about the positive things Christians are doing and that they are no longer silent. I am thankful for Christians like Mike Huckabee who stood up for Chick Fil A and their rights to express their opinion.  I am proud of my church for taking a stand on traditional marriage and encouraging members to register/vote. The Bible tells us we are called to be fruit inspectors. Not every person who claims to be a Christian is a Christian- Jesus will say to many, Sorry, I never knew you. I don't think you can be a Gay Christian- (that is an oxymoron)- anymore than you can be a Christian Mass Murderer.  If Christians will give an account for every idle word, do you think they will give an account for how they voted or did not vote?
Anyone remember this column in newspapers?

Thursday, August 16, 2012

405

Some days  you are the dog and some days you are the hydrant...Ever have one of those days when nothing goes right? This is an old video called 405 that should make you laugh.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Gabby Douglas


I do not know an olympian personally- my son in law knew several who were pursuing that dream in college.  I admire their dedication. I admire the support they get from their families- wonder If I could have done what many parents chose to do? I am thankful for the children/grandchildren God has given me I am proud of each of them, and it is not a gold medal that they need to display. I am also thankful for the families who have helped raise me- I learned so much and was helped by so many. I am inspired by many of the Olympic Ads. I am even more inspired when Olympic Athletes give God the credit. As Gaby Douglas said; " "It is everything I thought it would be; being the Olympic champion, it definitely is an amazing feeling. And I give all the glory to God. It's kind of a win-win situation. The glory goes up to him and the blessings fall down on me," You may not find that on the news- so I wanted to repost it for you today. Well  Done Gabby. You are an inspiration and encouragement to me. And thanks to your family and adopted family for their help to get you where you are.



Olympic Humor;
A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman wanted to get in to the stadium, but they hadn't any tickets.The Scotsman picked up a round manhole cover, tucked it under his arm and walked to the gate. “McTavish, Scotland,” he said, “discus” and in he walked.The Englishman picked up a length of scaffold tube and slung it over his shoulder. “Waddington-Smyth, England. Pole vault” he said, and in he walked. The Irishman looked around and picked up a roll of barbed wire and tucked it under his arm. “O’Malley, Ireland” he said. . . .” Fencing”

The government have advised people to watch out that they’re not being sold fake 2012 Olympic tickets. think I’ll be alright though. My tickets for the men’s wheelchair triple jump seem genuine enough.

President Obama gave a rousing inspirational speech yesterday to the USA Olympics Fencing team. Obama told the athletes, 'Now go out there and build that fence.'


Did you hear about the pole was so happy he won a gold metal that he had it bronzed?