I can still remember when 25 cents would buy you a soda in a pop machine. I can also remember when gas was 27 cents a gallon and 3.00 would fill my tank of my vw bug. But then I hear this is last year of the VW Bus. It is hard to argue with a machine and the machine usually wins.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Pepsi?A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Pepsi can.Curious, he asks her what she's doing.
"Don't you know! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."
I thought I was drowning in Pepsi, but it was only a fanta sea.
I have a job crushing Pepsi cans. It's soda pressing