Sunday, February 16, 2014

Corporate Worship Songs

There are lots of different styles of music, here is a video of Corporate Songs that church's could used if they wanted to collect sponsors to help fund their church. Actually, I am glad we do not have advertising in church. My question is if God can live on 10%- why can't the government?
 "Tithe if you love Jesus. Any fool can honk."
TOP TEN Signs It’s Time to Increase Your Giving
10. The church organist has a goldfish bowl for tips.
9. Parking meters have been installed in the church parking lot.
8. There’s a cover charge at the door.
7. Pews in the front are $1; pews in the back are $5.
6. The choir is wearing bathrobes.
5. There’s a drawing at the end of every service.
4. Offering plates have been replaced with #2 wash tubs.
3. The pastor’s wife is wearing a dress made from feed sacks.
2. The candlelight service is no longer for effect.
1. This year’s work and witness trip is in Las Vegas.

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