Tuesday, December 23, 2014

The Christmas Scale

Christmas is about the little things. I have forgotten all I learned in playing a piano, but sometimes we can learn from a simple musical scale what Christmas is all about, if we will take time to listen and pause in the right places. The greatest message the world will ever hear is contained in one simple scale, the Christmas scale.
 During our church's worship service, the pastor invites all the young children to join him near the altar for the "Children's Moments Sermon." One day, with seven small children in attendance, he spoke about the ingredients required to make up a church, using a chocolate-chip cookie as an example.
He explained to the children that, as with a cookie requiring ingredients such as sugar and eggs, the church needed ingredients to make up the congregation.
Holding a cookie aloft, he asked, "If I took the chocolate chips out of this cookie, what would I have?"
A shy six-year-old raised his hand. "Six less grams of fat," he replied.

This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.

It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No" he replied, "They're all dead".

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