Thursday, June 6, 2013

Ageing By Mark Lowry

Mark Lowery has a way with humor and this video that deals with ageing- I need not add anything to it. Just have a laugh today. For you  who cannot view the video, I posted some humor on ageing below from my humor books for you.
A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support. The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term." This time you stole a can of tomatoes.  Let us suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can.  Do you agree?" The woman agreed. "Then I sentence you to six nights in jail.” The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, "Your honor, may I approach the bench?" "Well," said his honor, this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case.  You may approach the bench." The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward,he said in a low voice, "She also stole a can of peas."

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!" "Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?" "Opened a can of peas instead."

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in the United States, can you come down to the police station and show them it's a mistake?

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