Friday, September 5, 2014

My Wife is Not Ok

Ken Davis is a great comedian and does todays video, called My Wife is Not Okay.  Good humor is around us all day and we so often do not see the humor in our lives. Ken Davis has been in Wenatchee several times and has several videos out as well. (For you who think this is pick on women day, I posted the photo below for you.)  Have A good  Laugh today!
“Mom, Dad, sit down.  I have something very important to tell you,” said Samantha, upon her return home from college after graduation. “I met a guy  who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!”
“Oh Samantha! I am so happy for you!” Gushed her Mom giving her a big hug, “I hope you two will be really happy together! I can’t wait to meet him!”
“Tell us more about him” said her Dad, “does he have any money?”
“Oh Dad! Is that all you men ever think about?
That was the first question he asked me about you too!”
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife for Valentine's Day. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

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