Sunday, September 21, 2014

Are you for Choice?

Yes, I intend to vote and believe we will give an account someday how we voted on moral  issues. Sometimes we say things and do not realize the meaning has changed. My mom used to use the word Gay-and it meant so much differently than today's meaning. The word Pro-choice means so much differently than many people think of today as well- as seen in this video. Even the words socialism/Marxism, best friends, and even the word "christian" can mean so differently than what you perceive. So be careful when your politician/pastor tells you something- he may mean something differently than what you envision.  Aren't you glad Gods Word does not change?  Be sure and  Vote. Sometimes I see those preaching tolerance and acceptance are the most intolerant and hateful if you do not agree with them.  And for you who cannot view todays video- I posted a couple pages from my Political Humor Joke Book.
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected His sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better
How Bad is the Economy?
The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only one wife
The economy's so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen
The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"
The economy is so bad, Malia and Sasha Obama started a lemonade stand to raise money for bailouts.
The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
The economy is so gad that BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen
The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!
The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.

 

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