Old McDonald Had A Farm

We live in such a beautiful area- a few miles from here is the actual center of Washington State. Just west of us is Cashmere, (home of Applets and Cotlets Candy factory) as is Leavenworth, the famous and beautiful Bavarian Village. Just outside Leavenworth is a place called Smallwoods. I love to take the grandkids there for the animals, toys, maze, and more. Several years ago I made this video of a visit there- if you ever are in this area, stop and visit Smallwoods, especially if you have kids with you. It is on my bucket list for this June with the Grandkids.

Two football players were taking an important final exam.
If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week.

The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.
"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba.
"Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."
He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank.
He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day!

What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog!

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!

What do farmers use to make crop circles?
A Protractor

What new crop did the farmer plant?
Beets me!

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense!

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
He has got no beef.