I love my job and am looking forward to this winter. I will be working 6 to 4:30pm, Tuesday through Friday in Wenatchee starting Dec. 3rd. I added a few photos of work 5 years ago when I worked Leavenworth to an old song called "I'd Like to Teach the World To Sing". It was removed from YouTube for copyright even though I got the music from YouTube. The song first aired on American radio on February 12, 1971, but failed. I hope you find the tune stuck in your head and I hope you have a Wonderful Holiday Season.
A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false notes did you sing in your life?"
The soprano answers, "Three."
"Three times, fellows!" says Pete, and along comes an angel and sticks the soprano three times with a needle.
"Ow! What was that for?" asks the soprano.
"Three times, fellows!" says Pete, and along comes an angel and sticks the soprano three times with a needle.
"Ow! What was that for?" asks the soprano.
Pete explains, "Here in heaven, we stick you once for each false note you've sung down on Earth."
"Oh," says the soprano, and is just about to step through the gates when she suddenly hears a horrible screaming from behind a door. "Oh my goodness, what is that?" asks the soprano, horrified.
"Oh," says Pete, "that's a tenor we got some time back. He's just about to start his third week in the sewing machine."
"Oh," says Pete, "that's a tenor we got some time back. He's just about to start his third week in the sewing machine."
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Q: What happens if you play blues music backwards?
A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
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