Thursday, May 30, 2013

Pastors Keeping Attention

Tim Hawkins in on my bucket list of people to see live- I love his sense of humor at everyday things. Here is on he does on pastors and worship music- no need to comment on this one. No one can agree on music styles and it must be tough  being a pastor today. I think we can agree on the importance of praying for our pastors. I love my Pastor and Pray for him.
· Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
· Can you cry under water?
· How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
· Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'? But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? What's that extra penny going to?

Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others........
When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President....
"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my
job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation. Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation the President made a cheap parting shot. "I bet when I die you'll be happy to pee on my grave." The General saluted. "Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army I'd never stand in line again."


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