Saturday, November 23, 2013

Thanksgiving Comedy

I wish you the Best Thanksgiving- I know it is not until Thursday, but with Christmas being pushed up, I need to start today. We have lots to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
You know you ate too much when you have to loosen your bathrobe.

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