The words "Pitch his tents" is found nine times in the Wycliffe Bible translation, some versions do not have those words at all. This video is of a youth pastor who tries to say "Pitch his Tents" in the story of Sodom and Gomorra. You try to say it 5 times fast......And I applaud him for dealing with that story- most preachers are afraid to touch that story anymore- but maybe it is because of "Pitch his Tents" and it coming out wrong? I hope he is still preaching- I would like to hear him and am glad God has a sense of humor. (Genesis 13:12 New International Version (NIV)12 Abram lived in the land of Canaan, while Lot lived among the cities of the plain and pitched his tents near Sodom.)
· Dear Pastor,
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
· Dear Pastor,
Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
· Dear Pastor,
My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
· Dear Pastor,
I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?
· Dear Pastor,
My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.
· Dear Pastor,
Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.
· Dear Pastor,
I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.
· Dear Pastor,
My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
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