Wrong Worship CD

 It's hard to find music that everyone can agree on. Dr. Dobson said he got more mail on music they played than on any other subject. I found this video called Wrong Worship CD and am posting this blog label under humor-church. I am glad we can have humor in Church. I also posted some hymns below to give equal time to and for those who cannot view the video. I hope you find your favorite.

The Dentist’s Hymn………………Crown Him With Many Crowns

The Weatherman’s Hymn……..There Shall Be Showers of Blessing

The Contractor’s Hymn…………….The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn………………………………Holy,Holy, Holy

The Golfer’s Hymn………………There is A Green Hill Far Away

The Politician’s Hymn…………………Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist’s Hymn……….Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent’s Hymn……………………………I Surrender All

The Gossip’s Hymn……………………………………..Pass It On

The Electrician’s Hymn……………………………..Send the Light

The Shopper’s Hymn…………………………….Sweet By and By

The Realtor’s Hymn……I’ve Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop

The Pilot’s Hymn……………………………………..I’ll Fly Away

The Paramedic’s Hymn…………………………Revive Us Again

The Judge’s Hymn……………………………….Almost Persuaded

The Psychiatrist’s Hymn…………….Just A Little Talk With Jesus

The Architect’s Hymn……………………..How Firm A Foundation

The Credit Card Telemarketer’s Hymn…A Charge To Keep I Have

The Zookeeper’s Hymn…..All Creatures of Our God & King

The Postal Worker’s Hymn………………………….So Send I You

The Waiter’s Hymn……………………………Fill My Cup, Lord

The Gardener’s Hymn…………..Lo, How A Rose E’er Blooming

The Lifeguard’s Hymn……………………….Rescue the Perishing

The Criminal’s Hymn…………………………Search Me, O God

The Baker’s Hymn…………….When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder

The Shoe Repairer’s Hymn………………It Is Well With My Soul

The Travel Agent’s Hymn………………….Anywhere With Jesus

The Geologist’s Hymn………………………………Rock of Ages

The Hematologist’s Hymn…………Are You Washed in the Blood?

The Menswear Clerk’s Hymn……………………..Blest Be the Tie

The Umpire’s Hymn………………….I Need No Other Argument

The Librarian’s Hymn…………………………..Whispering Hope

Now, for those who enjoy speeding, a few hymns for you:

45 mph………………………………..God Will Take Care of You

55 mph……………………….....Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65 mph…………………………………….Nearer My God to Thee

75 mph………………………………………….Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph……………………………....This World Is Not My Home

95 mph…………………………………..Lord, I’m Coming Home
Over 100 mph…………………………………Precious Memories

Now available! REVISED GOSPEL HYMNS for today's generation of modern churchgoers. The old favorites can now be sung without guilt, conviction, or discomfort. Hundreds of your old favorites made comfortable. Some of the titles include:

"Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound"

"Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word"

"Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow"

"Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me"

"When Peace, Like a Trickle"

"We Give Thee but Still Think We Own"

"What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus"

"We Are Milling Around in the Light of God"

"Blest Be the Tie that Doesn't Cramp My Style"

"I Surrender Some" 

"Standing on the Premises"

 "Sweet Minute of Prayer"

"Blessed Insurance"

"Come We That Like the Lord"

"Onward, Social Workers"

"Avoid the Good Fight"

"The Gold-Plated Cross"

"Some for Jesus"

 "I Have My Own Way"

and the all-time children's favorite: "I Love Me"