If My Nose Was Running Money

Aaron Wilburn is a singer, songwriter and comedian- this is an old comedy video but still funny. He lists some silly country song titles and I posted a few below myself for those who cannot view the video. They are on page 106 and 107 of my humor book called Wisdom, Wonder and Wit.

The Best of the Worst 'Country' Songs . . .

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal

I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You

I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well

I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)

Do You Love As Good As You Look?

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Miss Him