Saturday, February 8, 2014

How Men Screw up Romance

As you can see, commercials are a big part of my blogs. In fact I have 8 different labels of commercials and maybe 110 commercials out of 799 blogs. A Hanon McKendry survey found that 56 percent watch the Super Bowl for the advertisements. With an average 108.7 million people watching the game, it's no surprise that advertisers shell out $3.4 million per 30-second TV spot. Now if I only could get a cut of that revenue? I guess I don't have that many viewers either.

HORMONE THERAPY

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! Here are possible questions he could ask, arranged from dangerous to ultra safe:

DANGEROUS -- What's for dinner?
SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing that?
SAFER -- Gee, you look good in brown..
SAFEST -- WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- What are you so worked up about?
SAFER -- Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST -- Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- Should you be eating that?
SAFER -- You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST -- Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS -- What did you do all day?
SAFER -- I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST -- I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some more chocolate.

Remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

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