Sunday, February 9, 2014

Beauty Without Brains

Sometimes its hard to ad to the video and since I have tried to add some humor below,I think I should just not say anything before you figure out I am not normal.

The Best of the Worst 'Country' Songs . . .
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)
 If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Miss Him

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