I bet you have said more than once, "Life Isn't Fair." Mike Williams made this video years ago, called Life Isn't Fair and its fun to hear someone else deal with this issue. Take a moment and listen to this video and ask yourself what would you do?
Things to Avoid..
NEVER raise your hand during a hijacking to indicate that you get a kosher meal. NEVER ask a bald man if you can borrow his toupee to clean your windshield.
NEVER threaten to punish your Dalmatian with spot remover
NEVER hire an attorney who can discuss specific episodes of The Flintstones.
NEVER trust an Oriental dentist who sells miniature ivory animals
NEVER tell an IRS auditor that if he doesn't leave you alone, you plan to cheat again next year.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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