Here is a humor video of David Letterman at Taco Bell. Sometimes I wonder if we do not laugh enough and take outselves too serioius at times? I also posted page 52/53 of my humor book called Wisdom,Wonder, & Wit for those who cannot view the video. You need to laugh and smile- it is called Things to Drive your Co-workers crazy.
Things To Drive Your Co-workers Crazy..
At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom'
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that."
Ask people what sex they are.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet
Leave your zipper open during an important meeting. When the boss points this out, say, "Yeah, I know. I really prefer it this way."
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"
When shaking hands an important client, pretend your hand has "seized up" and you can't let go.
Make race-car sounds every time you move your computer mouse.
While talking to your boss, pick your nose and eat the booger.
Yell, "Yahtzee!" every now and then.
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Everytime you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here"
Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
In the memo field of your checks write "for sensual massage"
Reply to everything with, "That's what you think."
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom'
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that."
Ask people what sex they are.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet
Leave your zipper open during an important meeting. When the boss points this out, say, "Yeah, I know. I really prefer it this way."
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"
When shaking hands an important client, pretend your hand has "seized up" and you can't let go.
Make race-car sounds every time you move your computer mouse.
While talking to your boss, pick your nose and eat the booger.
Yell, "Yahtzee!" every now and then.
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Everytime you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here"
Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
In the memo field of your checks write "for sensual massage"
Reply to everything with, "That's what you think."
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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