Comedy Barn

Have you laughed today yet? I love listening to laughter. I love to laugh. I hope my funeral has lots of laughter. Laughter is a good medicine. Laughter increases blood flow and contracts abdominal muscles. A hundred belly laughs is the aerobic equivalent of ten minutes on rowing machine. Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress. Laughter can decrease two key stress hormones that may lead to heart attacks. Laughter can do the same as the drugs called beta-blockers and a lot more fun. Laughter is contagious, promotes learning, unifies hearts and even helps in the healing process. Did you know that by simply telling a joke you are exercising 72 different muscles in your neck, throat, mouth, and tongue? Laughing uses over 100 muscles. No wonder some people say they "laughed 'till they hurt." Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. A day without laughter is a day wasted. So go ahead have a good laugh. Watch todays video and see if you can keep from laughing at a simple laugh this dad has- the host could not. watch the guy in the center. This is one of my favorite videos, its called Dad at comedy Barn- let me know if you did not laugh while watching this. If that does not work, try reading the posting below; It that does not work- do a workout program.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?????

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."