Changing Tires Can Be Dangerous

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I once applied for a safety officer job and the final question was for me to explain how to change a tire? I never got that job, so must not have been that good at explaining. Perhaps I should have told them how not to change a flat tire instead, as in this video?  I have changed lots of tires, but always do it safely. Make sure you watch out for traffic- in fact having a spotter is good if you are along a busy highway. (just be sure you don't point your arms toward traffic)  I thought this video was cute and brings home a point.

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"