Inviting friends to church is so easy, even Babies can do it. I hope to see you in church Sunday. Our church meets sundays at 8:30am or 10:30am at 1520 McKittrick in Wenatchee.
Here are some signs from church's that you may have not seen yet? Who says Christians do not have a sense of humor?
Staying home and yelling Oh God does not constitute going to church.If you park here, you are liable to be prayed for
Notice in a church parking lot. Trespassers will be baptised.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace.
Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"
"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" ----- (U R)
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