Excuses, Excuses

My parents never gave me the option to stay home from church- I can appreciate that now. I learned at Bible college to keep my Eyes on Jesus, not others, so it does not matter who does or does not go to church today. It is my choice- I choose to attend and stay committed even in tough times or when we may disagree. I am so thankful for my church and pastor. Everyone needs a church home- you will find that in scripture. I am also thankful for our denomination leadership and protection. I don't know how people make it without that support, accountability and encouragement. They have put up with me for almost 26 years now-(Am I getting old or what)  I miss many who have gone on and I welcome the new faces. I appreciate the variety of ages, the prayers for me, support, and messages are so encouraging. So for you who choose to stay home today, here are some excuses for you in todays video by the Kingsmen.

NO EXCUSE SUNDAY: DEDICATED TO MISSING CHURCH ATTENDEES!

To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special “No Excuse Sunday”: Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, “Sunday is my only day to sleep in.” There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard. Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night. We will have steel helmets for those who say, “The roof would cave in if I ever came to church.” Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot. Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present. Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can’t go to church and cook dinner, too. We will distribute “Stamp Out Stewardship” buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money. One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature. Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday. The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them. We will provide hearing aids for those who can’t hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think he’s too loud! Hope to see you there!